Presentation Day

I stood in front of the crowd:
I’m Jeff, I’m not deaf
I love to have my way, don’t call me gay
I’m loving, don’t call me boring
I’m a male, I don’t have a tail
I’m a sage, I’m not an image
I behave well, don’t call me cruel
I’m cool, never call me a fool
I love my life, I don’t have a wife
Why is it you frustrate me?